Robot comedy series 1-54

[1)*Only a Nigerian mother would wake you up at 2am in the morning to beat you up for an offence you committed at 2pm the previous day.... That's what we call*

# CarryOverBeating !!!
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[2) Ugly boys hardly change profile photo because they know how they suffered to look handsome in the previous
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[3)Those Guys ? ? Who Kiss ? Without Touching The Breast, Don't U Like Rice And Stew?
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[4) If she says " I don't want your girlfriend to come and beat me "

My brother congratulations ? ? ?
You have made it to Semi Final ?
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[5)American girls status"I miss you David"
Naija girls status "I miss u if u knw u knw.
Killing 5guys wit one stone ? ? ?
[6) Cancel a date with a Yoruba girl,
And you will hear
"so you made me baff today for nothing"
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[7/) My brother if she have not grabbed bedsheets like this ✊ ✊ ✊ ..then the harmer is not hitting well ? ?

[8)Jss 1 -I want to be a doctor ?‍⚕️
SS 1- I want to be a lawyer
10 years later - contact me for your iTunes gift card for Instant cash out ? ?

(9)*Social media is where you can log in and abuse someone for being poor, then log out and eat your garri without sugar peacefully...... ? ? ? ? ?
Just as I have done ? ? ?

[10) U met someone on Monday, then on Wednesday you are saying "Baby, I can't live without you" ☹️
Are you not a mad person?? ? ? ? ?

[11)You dump a guy because of cheating and get a guy who was dumped because of cheating, and claim you moved on ? ..that's cross multiplication.. ? ?

[12)Most girls who take pictures and use their hand to cover there month has a bad teeth.. .... ? ? ? . Don't argue with meooo. Wisdom will not kill me oooo. .......... Tony white says good noon ooooo

[13)Ladies if a guy tell u to come to his house that he won't touch u,dont panic my sister
Just ask him to come to shoprite that u wont pick anything ? ? .. ? ? ? ? .... Tony white hail you oooo

[14) ??‍♂ Only gals who likes applying makeups use yellow handkerchiefs ? ? ? ?

No gal shld argue with me ?

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[15): ??‍♂ I have been single for long.. ? sometimes I put Teddie bears on the bed and sleep on the floor.. trying to pretend that bae is mad at me ? ? ? ? ? ?? ? ? ?

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[16When a house boy marries a house girl they give birth to a housefly. Wisdom will kill me ? ? ? ? ??‍♂ ??‍♂ ??‍♂

[17)You invite a girl to ur hse and u want to touch her she starts behaving strange.my brother just tell her there are some behaviors that reduce transport money and see how she will remain quiet. second wedding dresses for older brides ? ? ?

[18): Witchcraft is when u know that u won't marry her, and still dated her for 8yrs! Bros even if u
make heaven u won't see God
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[19) The Devil tempts men most when they have money.
Women are tempted most when they don't have money.
For us to keep the devil away, when you get some money give everything to your woman to keep so that while you walk without money, she walks with money and the devil is kept away.....!!!!!

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[20)A guy takes a girl on a date. She orders costly champagne, oysters, lobsters, the most expensive food on the menu.*

*The guy asks: “Do you eat like this at your mom’s place?”*

*The girl replies: “No, my mom doesn’t plan to fuck me after the meal*
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[21) There are 2 thoughts in a girl's mind when she wants to visit a guy for the first time:
1. I will not have sex with him
2. let me shave, just in case
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Come fight me if u think its a lie, am in block 7 ? ?
[22)Guys with big lips eh!
Dey will peck u and the thing will sound like Facebook like.
"Tukur"
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[23) Every girl has a price .....for some it's diamond ring, some is fried rice, some is sobolo, some is indomie, some is beans & for others just a bottle of Hausa koko .
? whatever your price is, it all depends on how you carry yourself.

Some girls can relate ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
[24): The way I see ladies crossing the road in front of Range Rover

is not same way they do in front of peagout 504 ? ? ?

Una too Sabi ? ? ?
[25) Even those dat use to drop 10naira offering will be claiming dat the pastor is using their money to buy private jet.....Taah ? ? sharap there

[26): Every girl has ✌ 2 boyfriends ? , the stupid ☝ one who she is deceiving and the smart ☝ one deceiving her ?

[27)The only difference between SARS and SARZ is that SARZ creates beats for Wizkid and SARS beats anybody that dresses like Wizkid ? ?
# Thatfunnyafrica

[28) *Am looking for the nurse that circumcised my dick .... she deserve an Award .... you need to see the caving*, ? ? ?

[29)If you are among those men that call their wives 'Mama Ada' but call their pastor's wives" Mummy ".. Forget it! You wont make heaven.. ? ? ? ? ? ?
[30)So are your parents aware that five rounds can't satisfy you, yes u reading this
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[31)I don't know y some girls run after sugar daddies does it means young guys don't have sugar in their Dick ?? ? ?‍♂ ?‍♂ ?‍♂

[32) If you see the way your girlfrnd is busy telin anoda guy she doesn't hv a boyfrnd,you will know it's only God who loves u
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[33)Get married to a man who is older
than you, so that by the time you start losing your beauty ,he'll also be losing his eyesight .....are we together ladies ? ? ?

[34).: *As a brother, nobody respects you more than the boy in love with ur sister*
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*Even if he's older than u, this innocent fool calls u senior man* ? ?

[35) *Only Broke Men remove Wedding Ring ? to Cheat.*
*If you are Rich even your Wedding Ring turn Girls on.* ?
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[36).: If ur breast is like a Plasma Television remote,,, Baby, ur bride price should just be a hand shake
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[37): I survived nine months in my mother's womb without bathing. What is July to me Nothing ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

[38): If you smoke and ur girlfriend smokes too,then the relationship is called

"OPERATION FIRE FOR FIRE" ? ? ?

[39) If a small gal don't respect u there are 2 things involved
Either she's a witch or she's dating sugar daddy ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

[40)Until you are finally stable as a woman don't go and disturb someone's son with marriage. My Sister Get your own money too. ? ? ? ?

[41)U are ugly, somebody will force to manage u like that. And u will still go and cheat. Honestly,
U're Mad. ? ? ? ? ?

[42)The last time i preached against sex they nearly stone me to death ? ? ?
Please sex is the best thing to do now ? ?

[43)_After giving him all ur styles in bed, he still says the person dat will marry u will be very lucky........my sister stone him to death！_
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[44).: Ordinary 2missed calls from Nigerian girlfriend
BOOM
you will receive an SMS enjoy your life with your New GIRLFRIEND ?

[45): *I wonder why some girls will stop in d middle of a hot romance just 2 ask,,,*
*so do u really love me? ? *
*my sister wat answer do u expect 4rm a horny guy*
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[46) Breast that cannot face your boyfriend rather its facing the floor
Is that one a breast?
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[47)Despite all the problems we are facing in this country, Someone is Somewhere Having Sex ? ? ? ? .

[48) Husband: Everytime I hit you, you never fight back. How do you manage your anger?
Wife: I clean the toilet seat...
Husband: How does it help
Wife: I use your toothbrush!
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[49)*If she refused to introduce u to her parents ? jxt impregnate her, and relax ? her parents will come to introduce themselves to u ? ? ? ? ? *

(50)Men can still cheat with their wedding rings on their fingers...
My sister so u think he can not cheat because you are on his profile picture?? Stop being dramatic
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[51)*You'v attended 30 weddings, 20 funerals, 40 Birthday parties & 80 Church conferences yet still single.*
*Are you a TENT?* ? ? ?

[52): *A wife said 2 her husband* when it comes 2 sex u are like a cellphone'.
*Husband replies,'* do i vibrate too much?
*Wife answered* 'no,u loose network once u get inside. ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

[53)A man who marries a beautiful woman is equal to that farmer who plants maize by the roadside. na tif tif open so*

[54)*Ladies were supporting Brazil because of their Brazilian hair, hoping that if Brazil win the world cup the price of Brazilian hair will Reduce.*
*Una Don fail ooo*
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*Please support France for Francilian hair*
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